<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBUT GO AHEAD AND DEPOSIT ALL YOUR MONEY, OUR SITE IS TOTALLY SAFE and SECURE LOL” and you dumb shits are going to do it, aren’t you?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Before long the same tactics are being used – by the same goddamn people I might add – to coerce you to shove a vaccine or two or five in your arm, to cooperate with “papers, please”<\/strong> or to take a “side” in the never ending saga of “jews v muslims” (is it time for the Eighth Crusade already?) – when you’re neither!<\/strong> – whatever, as long as both teams enjoy themselves, I’m not really into war or sports.<\/p>\n\n\n\nAnyway, you imposed your<\/strong> beliefs on me.<\/p>\n\n\n\nAnd then you unfriended me, disowned me, shunned me, and called me absolutely every fucking name and insult imaginable over your<\/strong> “beliefs” and “convictions” if you had<\/strong> any or knew what they were, besides “I want the black one!” or “I want the one with a vagina!” and “If<\/strong> you don’t agree with me, then<\/strong> I’m going to have a really<\/strong> big tantrum and kick my legs and cry and punish you forever<\/strong>!”<\/p>\n\n\n\nYou straight up fucking punished me and abused me over yours<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\nI think a lot of you overstepped some boundaries, considering that I did not know you very well and that I knew the candidate you were pressuring me and punishing me for not “supporting” even less<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\nWho could have ever imagined that someone with a personality type that is susceptible to that would overstep personal boundaries?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Find an example of a time I ever<\/strong> said an unkind word to one of you.<\/p>\n\n\n\nNow you know the only meaningful difference<\/strong> between us.<\/p>\n\n\n\nFuck your “friendship.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Okay so like any addict, I don’t respond predictably or favorably to ultimatums<\/strong> and I might be all too happy to accept your terms.<\/p>\n\n\n\nAt some point I changed my profile photo to one where I was wearing the red hat, clutching a gun and a budweiser, with three cigarettes dangling out of my mouth. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tragic, I know. I only had a few “in real life” friends who were like “I think he’s fucking around, he doesn’t drink and he has three cigarettes in his mouth.” Guns, meh, it turned Fred on and that was good enough for me. I didn’t and don’t care what other dudes think. He moved and moved on and hates me just like everyone else now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That one hat, of all the funny hats, made heads explode.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bitch, I wish I had a yarmulke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Now if there other pictures of me in a pussy hat, or a kufi hat , or a turban , or a rastafari wig with African colored beads in it whether on social media, my US drivers license (durka durka), or my fair share of work- related Zoom calls I wasn’t thrilled about joining — and there were<\/strong> — these people were so dumb about my cosplay and costumes they just zeroed in on one<\/strong> and melted the fuck down.<\/p>\n\n\n\nI burned<\/strong> that red hat, I’ll have you know.<\/p>\n\n\n\nBut it did it’s job.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
i’m sorry, i keep saying this all started over trump, but i guess you people were a bunch of nasty and divisive fuckheads long before that. “C’mon, Uncle Tom, just get over it and wish Obama good luck and pray for him. You bigot.” So in the 2008 election Obama’s campaign would come on IRC […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13775"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13775"}],"version-history":[{"count":37,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13775\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16575,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13775\/revisions\/16575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}