{"id":14802,"date":"2002-07-08T17:52:00","date_gmt":"2002-07-08T17:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/?p=14802"},"modified":"2024-01-15T17:53:00","modified_gmt":"2024-01-15T17:53:00","slug":"i-know-an-old-lady-who-swallowed-a-pill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/2002\/07\/08\/i-know-an-old-lady-who-swallowed-a-pill\/","title":{"rendered":"I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Pill"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
There was an old lady who swallowed a pill There was an old lady who tweaked from one bump, There was an old lady who swallowed a swirl. There was an old lady who took another bump. There was an old lady who shot up some horse. There was an old lady who swallowed a pillShe rolled down the hill like Jack and Jill on a pillPerhaps she\u2019ll die!There was an old lady who snorted a line,She giggled and giggled and then she felt fine.She snorted the line to come off of the pill,She rolled down the hill like Jack and Jill […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14802"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14802"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14802\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14804,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14802\/revisions\/14804"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
She rolled down the hill like Jack and Jill on a pill
Perhaps she\u2019ll die!
There was an old lady who snorted a line,
She giggled and giggled and then she felt fine.
She snorted the line to come off of the pill,
She rolled down the hill like Jack and Jill on a pill
Perhaps she\u2019ll die!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
The apartment was depressing: It was a dump.
She tweaked from one bump, she was tired of lines.
She snorted the line to come off of the pill.
Perhaps she\u2019ll die!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
She ripped off her clothes, freaky little girl.
She swallowed the swirl to take off the sketch
She was sketchy from six days of bumps.
She tweaked from the bumps; she was tired of lines.
And the apartment was a dump.
I don\u2019t know why she\u2019s still high on that pill.
Perhaps she\u2019ll die!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
She had too many doses, she was feeling too swirly.
Seven bumps later, she vaccuumed the rug.
If she washes the dishes it won\u2019t be a dump!
She snorted the bump to take off the swirl,
But she swallowed the swirl to take off the sketch.
But she snorted a bump to take off the swirl!?!?
I don\u2019t know why she\u2019s still high on that pill?!?!
Perhaps she\u2019ll die!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
She\u2019s dead, of course!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"