I stopped somewhere for a brief liaison, and the other gentlemen was a \u201cout in the hall when we\u2019re done\u201d kind of fellow so I wasn\u2019t offered a shower and I pretty much left with whatever was left of his love dripping down my leg and some of my own encrusted on my stomach hair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I hit a security checkpoint on the 2D. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Their drug dog started sniffing and making obscene grunting noises and panting while he buried his nose in my crotch and ass taking long deep satisfied whiffs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
All I could do was just stand there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then he stood on his hind legs and started humping my leg.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I didn\u2019t know whether I was more humiliated or whether I was more amused. I was about to bust out cry-laughing in front of the ejercitos but they were stone faced, searched me and my car and waved me off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019m like \u201cdo not laugh\u2026 do not laugh.. do NOT laugh.. think of Amy Schumer and Kathy Griffin jokes\u2026\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n I wish a nice handsome man would dry hump my leg or start grunting and sniffing me even half as passionately as the perro detector<\/em> in Tecate did.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I stopped somewhere for a brief liaison, and the other gentlemen was a \u201cout in the hall when we\u2019re done\u201d kind of fellow so I wasn\u2019t offered a shower and I pretty much left with whatever was left of his love dripping down my leg and some of my own encrusted on my stomach hair. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15340"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15340"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15340\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15341,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15340\/revisions\/15341"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}