{"id":16758,"date":"2024-02-28T02:30:42","date_gmt":"2024-02-28T02:30:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/?p=16758"},"modified":"2024-03-01T02:56:12","modified_gmt":"2024-03-01T02:56:12","slug":"huh-they-were-right-men-did-get-pregnant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/2024\/02\/28\/huh-they-were-right-men-did-get-pregnant\/","title":{"rendered":"huh they were right. men did get pregnant"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
\u201cAIDS\u201d and \u201cCOVID\u201d both activate transposable elements that make mammals lay eggs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n This might explain why people started trooning out during the Weimar Republic and during this most recent episode of Weimar America.<\/p>\n\n\n\n And why some of them were so obsessed with \u2026 pregnancy , breast feeding..<\/p>\n\n\n\n I\u2019m not going to lie, it sounded like a disgusting paraphilia to me, yes, my initial response is that I cringed and I judged harshly. <\/p>\n\n\n\n [I just got owned for poor phrasing there. Fine. I walked right into that one. No, I don’t like kids. I don’t like grownups either while we’re on the subject!] <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n You know what my<\/strong> weird intuitions were?<\/p>\n\n\n\n That I was a \u201chermaphrodite\u201d or had \u201cvanishing twin syndrome.\u201d Or a \u201ctwo spirited person\u201d in Native American parlance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n These things sucked all the albumen out of me and I almost died from ARDS and needed two transfusions\u2026 these were.. well.. the size of ovaries or eggs\u2026 and the \u201cworm\u201d really looked like an umbilical cord \u2026 they were still in there a year and a half later \u2026 due to being encapsulated in a layer of Peg or chitosan or whatever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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