{"id":17776,"date":"2024-03-09T22:58:09","date_gmt":"2024-03-09T22:58:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/?p=17776"},"modified":"2024-03-09T22:58:09","modified_gmt":"2024-03-09T22:58:09","slug":"whatever-this-meant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/2024\/03\/09\/whatever-this-meant\/","title":{"rendered":"whatever this meant"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I\u2019ve probably told this joke before. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But I used to wisecrack about meeting someone off of Grindr who was so damn old his birth certificate said \u201cSpain\u201d on it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/IMG_2402.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17777\" srcset=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/IMG_2402.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/IMG_2402-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"981\" height=\"974\" src=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/IMG_2403.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17778\" srcset=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/IMG_2403.jpeg 981w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/IMG_2403-300x298.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/IMG_2403-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/IMG_2403-768x763.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/IMG_2403-676x671.jpeg 676w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 981px) 100vw, 981px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve probably told this joke before. But I used to wisecrack about meeting someone off of Grindr who was so damn old his birth certificate said \u201cSpain\u201d on it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17776"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17776"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17776\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17779,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17776\/revisions\/17779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}