\u201cWell there\u2019s one thing I won\u2019t miss about America. All the obligatory holidays I\u2019m forced to attend.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Josh): \u201cThere\u2019s a loaded pistol in my backpack if you can\u2019t take it anymore.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cUhhhh if it was my own family I\u2019d probably take you up on that.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Josh): \u201cBy the way this an orgy house. Michelle\u2019s dad is gay, he\u2019s a bear and they had a 6-person shower custom built for orgies. Hopefully there aren\u2019t any dildos laying around today, I don\u2019t need my daughter seeing that.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWell there\u2019s one thing I won\u2019t miss about America. All the obligatory holidays I\u2019m forced to attend.\u201d (Josh): \u201cThere\u2019s a loaded pistol in my backpack if you can\u2019t take it anymore.\u201d \u201cUhhhh if it was my own family I\u2019d probably take you up on that.\u201d (Josh): \u201cBy the way this an orgy house. Michelle\u2019s dad […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7108"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7108"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12174,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7108\/revisions\/12174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u201cTheyyyy wha-?\u201d Good god, no wonder I don\u2019t faze you or your wife.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
They were nice people. Her father and his partner were apparently the kind of high strung bears who\u2019d hyperventilate over a carelessly flicked cigarette ash landing in the wrong direction on the patio if you know what what I mean though.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The best thing about thanksgiving was their 5-year old daughter announcing that \u201cGrandpa\u2019s stuffing tastes like penises.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019ll bet grandpa\u2019s stuffing DOES taste like penises.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
:HORRIFIED LOOK FROM MICHELLE:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"