{"id":7290,"date":"2018-12-24T02:36:00","date_gmt":"2018-12-24T06:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fadingstar.mx\/?p=7290"},"modified":"2024-01-18T18:26:58","modified_gmt":"2024-01-18T18:26:58","slug":"yeeehaw-a-seee-ment-pond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/2018\/12\/24\/yeeehaw-a-seee-ment-pond\/","title":{"rendered":"YEEEHAW, A SEEE-MENT POND"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Meh, it\u2019s LA. You don\u2019t need a pool to impress me. I\u2019d be like \u201cooooo, this bitch has a YARD.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If I get any last minute offers to meet your parents for the holidays my favorite thing to eat on Christmas is Xanax.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meh, it\u2019s LA. You don\u2019t need a pool to impress me. I\u2019d be like \u201cooooo, this bitch has a YARD.\u201d If I get any last minute offers to meet your parents for the holidays my favorite thing to eat on Christmas is Xanax.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7290"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7290"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7290\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12109,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7290\/revisions\/12109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}