{"id":7313,"date":"2019-01-26T03:46:00","date_gmt":"2019-01-26T07:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fadingstar.mx\/?p=7313"},"modified":"2024-01-15T18:25:49","modified_gmt":"2024-01-15T18:25:49","slug":"a-rude-awakening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/2019\/01\/26\/a-rude-awakening\/","title":{"rendered":"A Rude Awakening"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u201cHe picks us up like a needle on a record and puts us in another groove.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I heard him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The guy stared at me and asked me if I understood what he meant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I said \u201cno.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They were making fun of him outside:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201cI just.. can\u2019t with him. I had to walk out on him.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I snapped a picture of someone\u2019s mean tweet because I was interested but I was only half listening at first and I missed the first part that she tweeted about.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/007C7625-660C-43B5-83DF-7E792748C87A-576x1024-1.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14843\" srcset=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/007C7625-660C-43B5-83DF-7E792748C87A-576x1024-1.png 576w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/007C7625-660C-43B5-83DF-7E792748C87A-576x1024-1-169x300.png 169w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">okay, i can get on the internet and make fun of people at AA too.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I read her tweet, thought about it for a minute, went back inside, and said \u201cHey Rainbow?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYeah?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cGod rides me like a hood rat in a stolen Camaro.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He laughed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I left.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And then about ten minutes later it clicked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I went back to that bitchy meeting and raised my hand:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cGod rides me like a hood rat in a stolen Camaro.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>A couple of the mean tweet crowd snickered.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I continued:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHe picked me up like a needle on a record and he put me in another groove. Fuck, that made my night.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The chair said \u201cmic drop!\u201d and I left again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cHe picks us up like a needle on a record and puts us in another groove.\u201d I heard him. The guy stared at me and asked me if I understood what he meant. I said \u201cno.\u201d They were making fun of him outside: \u201cI just.. can\u2019t with him. I had to walk out on him.\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7313"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7313"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14844,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7313\/revisions\/14844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}