{"id":7385,"date":"2019-06-08T04:24:00","date_gmt":"2019-06-08T08:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fadingstar.mx\/?p=7385"},"modified":"2024-01-23T02:42:52","modified_gmt":"2024-01-23T02:42:52","slug":"hey-mr-zoo-animal-guess-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/2019\/06\/08\/hey-mr-zoo-animal-guess-what\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey Mr Zoo Animal, guess what!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Shirtless daddy dancing around on Santa Monica screams \u201cyou wanna come home with us?\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I hesitated and he yelled \u201cwe have coke!!!\u201d \ud83e\udd14\ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude44\ud83d\ude15<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bleh. I guess I look the type, huh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Good looking enough guy but the wheels that were turning in my head were more like \u201cI want to see Paula Abdul.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Hey, little boy with the ba ba ba ba ba balloon!&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>His partner cringed and was sufficiently embarrassed for all three of us. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Either that or he was like \u201chell no honey don\u2019t put that scrub in your mouth, you\u2019re cut off.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Hey, mister police officer- UH OH!&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*giggle*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dear WeHo: Cocaine is one of the worst drugs known to man, strictly in terms of dollars per minute of enjoyment. \ud83d\ude21<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Rockso does cocaine\" width=\"676\" height=\"380\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lUh2EYX-RPE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shirtless daddy dancing around on Santa Monica screams \u201cyou wanna come home with us?\u201d&nbsp; I hesitated and he yelled \u201cwe have coke!!!\u201d \ud83e\udd14\ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude44\ud83d\ude15 Bleh. I guess I look the type, huh. Good looking enough guy but the wheels that were turning in my head were more like \u201cI want to see Paula Abdul.\u201d Hey, little [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7385"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7385"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7385\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15294,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7385\/revisions\/15294"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}