November 4, 2023:

https://www.unilad.com/technology/space/nasa-new-solar-system-sounds-kepler-385-408332-20231106

girrrrl it looks like a got damn pookie.

May 28, 2023:

/2023/05/28/in-the-future-nothing-works/

We’re all like, technically, astronauts and sheeeeit, that’s kind of neat.

Can I put that on my resume?

“Don’t worry, citizens! There’s no cause for alarm. It’s a billion years away fr- ACK!“