Uhoh, anudda pandemic, Tone!

https://www.brussels.be/box-iodine-tablets-home

Give us your guns, censor everybody’s internet and arrest them for assembling!

And it’s all your fault for *shuffles deck* not following the arrows at Walmart.

ARDS and turbocancer? That’s that’s just um, the ViRuS, you bigot. The only way to stop the ViRuS is to surrender your national sovereignty to the World Health Organization, take out billions of dollars in sovereign debt for vaccines, and collateralize all of your military bases and assets for them!

https://amp.theguardian.com/environment/2023/aug/25/endless-fallout-marshall-islands-pacific-idyll-still-facing-nuclear-blight-77-years-on